On The Sofa With The King: Iron Man 3

Just gonna put it out there and hope not to get trolled.  Iron Man 3 was... meh. Yea I said it... MEH!!! I so badly wanted more than "meh" but all I got was "MEH!!!".  This movie had tons of potential to be amazing but just fell short.  They were trying too hard to play on the nostalgia and witty Tony Stark remarks when they could have made it great just following the comic a little closer... I know what your saying now... " Oh this nerd and his "the book was better" arguement... I'm just saying maybe not changing the story entirely and just using Iron Man's image would be nice... They were trying to pander to so many markets... Gwen Paltrow gets a fight scene (Female Demographic) Mandarin is Middle Eastern (Red Neck Demographic) and random know it all child becomes friends with Tony (Balls Haven't Dropped Yet Demographic).  Also if I had a nickel for every time Tony jumped in and out of that god damn suit I'd have like a dollar or something. I wasn't counting but it was alot and it got old quick. Now overall the movie was meh in my opinion but do I regret watching it... No. There was enough explosions and action to keep my geek boner pumping for the two hours.  The one thing I do regret is waiting for the credits to roll and watch the most disappointing post credit scene since the end of the wolverine movie with Hugh Jackman.  So save yourself the time and Google the scene it's not worth waiting the 2 hours of credits...

Over all I give the movie 2 out of 5 COSMIC CUBES!!!... 
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