OMG Fo ReaLz: The End Of The World
The end of the world is coming on December 21st, and I've been through a few of these in my life time. This time though I think its for real. Not because of the climate change, not because of a zombie outbreak, but because of religious reasons. Jesus has already come back and he is on Earth as we speak just waiting to unleash his might. He's just fine tuning his abilities right now. Don't believe me huh? Well get a load of this shit and tell me your not gonna start reading your bible a little closer.
Oh but if its not religious invest in treadmills.